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• Opportunity has hair in front, but behind she is bald
  if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but if suffered to escape, not Jupiter himself can catch her again....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) Three. One to screw it in and two to gossip about it behind her back....
• Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
  That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Well she got her daddies ca
• Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whack
  When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one!...
• ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
  Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still discuss her mysterious personality....
• All may yet be very well, Bob.
• When she opens her mouth, it's a wonder the little light doesn't come on.