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• She who hesitates is won.
• In life's small things be resolute and great To keep thy muscle trained
  know'st thou when Fate Thy measure takes, or when she 'll say to thee, "I find thee worthy...
• Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
• She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
• When my mom got really mad, she would say, "Your butt is my meat.
  Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, "Now, what wine goes with that?...
• Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
  She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...
• Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
• Our very hopes belied our fears, Our fears our hopes belied
  We thought her dying when she slept, And sleeping when she died....