She'll prophesy your death but she won't say when.
Related:
- She who hesitates
is won... - In life's small things be resolute and great
To keep thy muscle trained:
know'st thou when Fate Thy measure takes, or when she... - Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus
say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times... - She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n!
The batteries are dead... - When my mom got really mad, she would say, "Your butt is my meat." Not a
particularly attractive phrase.
And I always wondered, "Now, what wine goes with that... - Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the
living room,
the radio skips. She says she just retains water, and... - Whistle, and she 'll come to you.
-- Beaumont and Fletcher
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Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc.... - Our very hopes belied our fears,
Our fears our hopes belied;
We thought her dying when she slept, And sleeping...
From the same category:
- How about a cheese flavored cigarette?
Anyone for a filtered Cream Light100... - Dear Lord, observe this bended knee
This visage meek and humble,
And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent... - The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child,
was propounded to me by my father: "What is it that... - Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you!
New Testament -- Luke vi,... - Ross Perot meets Godzilla!
And there was much rejoicing...
