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• Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form "spokes.
  Happiness is when he stops. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• It is bad form to use floor wax on your teeth so you can be a smooth talker.
• My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
• The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends to form on teeth around 4
  00 PM in the afternoon. Film at 11:00....
• Mr. Worf, lock a tractor beam on that Tagline and bring it in.
• Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.
• NARCISSISM -- playing strip solitaire.
• Bugs in the teeth.
• Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor.
  Please send photograph of tractor....