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• Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?
  is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime mold!...
• Where ever you look there is a fault...
• It's better not to date anyone than to date someone who treats you like a pair of slippers.
  -- little 'e'...
• YOU look like an elephant!
• Dr.J: [measuring Bart's head with calipers] Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school?
  Bart: Oh, you bet. Dr.J: Mm hm. Do you ever feel a little frustrated?...
• If you never talk to strangers, then how do you ever meet anyone?
• There you are Ballders. You look as sweet as a little pie.
  He looks like what he is - a dungball in a dress. -- Kate and Edmund : Bell...
• Ah. Danny,... Would you grab that piece of skull, please?
• Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
  -- Danny Low (dlow%hpspcoi@hplabs.hp.com)...