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• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
• The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
  -- Doris Day...
• Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.