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• Law is the second oldest profession.
• The right of self-defense is the first law of nature
  in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible....
• No tree ever hit an automobile except in self-defense.
• A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
• This is th' original contract; these the laws / Impos'd by nature, and by nature's cause.
  -- John Dryde...
• Battered Men canNOT attack their abuser or use it for self-defense.
• A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. American Proverb
• As the Founding Fathers knew well, a government that does not trust its honest, law-abiding, taxpaying citizens with the means of self-defense is not itself worthy of trust.
  Laws disarming honest citizens proclaim that the government is the master, not the servant, of the people....
• Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.