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• No tree ever hit an automobile except in self-defense.
• There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea.
• Self-defense is nature's oldest law. -- Dryde
• Battered Men canNOT attack their abuser or use it for self-defense.
• SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
• Arms in the hands of citizens (may) be used at individual discretion.
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