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• Seismologists make the earth move.
• When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.
• I like life. It's something to do. -- Ronnie Shake
• As the last syllable of your spell fades into silence, darkness envelops you, and the earth shakes.
  Then all is quiet....
• I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
  -- Ronnie Shake...
• Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
• When concrete shakes beneath thee, one has found a true sub-woofer.
• I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I though
  What the hell good would that do? -- Ronnie Shake...
• Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
  Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....