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• I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I though
  What the hell good would that do? -- Ronnie Shake...
• I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say. -- Ronnie Shake
• After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
  He said, 'No hablo ingles.' -- Ronnie Shake...
• I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
  -- Ronnie Shake...
• Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. -- Ronnie Shake
• Censorship is something [[[[[[ [[[[ I do [[[ like
• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew five thousand dollars at a reincarnation seminar.
  I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once. -- Ronnie Shake...
• A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
  Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!