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• See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
• Hey, kid... where's your tagline?
• Have you flogged your kid today?
• Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
  .. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
• PSP: Print and Shred Pape
• PSR: Print and Shred Ribbo
• RASC: Read And Shred Card
• RAST: Read And Shred Tape
• RTS: Rewind Tape and Shred