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• See above. Then shred your kid's NES
• A doll is a doll is a doll. -- F. Sinatra
• Barney Burgers! Get your red-hot Barney Burgers!
• Hey, kid... where's your tagline?
• Nurse: Hey, you've gotta be eighteen to sell your blood.
  Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
• Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
  The middle one is my house. Someone must've left the porch light on....
• Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
• Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.
  [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss....
• Have you flogged your kid today?