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Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
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You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
ALOHA OY - Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
Aloha oy! (Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)
Seasons Greetings...
Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
Now, folks, all I know is what little news I read every day in the paper.
I see where another wife out on Long Island in New York shot her husband....
Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.