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• You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
• ALOHA OY - Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know.
• Aloha oy! (Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)
• Seasons Greetings...
• Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
  Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• Now, folks, all I know is what little news I read every day in the paper.
  I see where another wife out on Long Island in New York shot her husband....
• Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.