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• Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
• SDR: Shift Disk Righ
• I do owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication for anybody who has ever taken a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slam behind them and the doorknow break off.
  -- A day in the life of Apu, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• Homer: [speaking softly and slowly] When I give the word, everyone ever-so-slowly open the door and slide out.
  On the count of three... One... SoundFX: (*rustle*) (*rustle*) (*slam*) (*slam*) (*slam*) Home...
• Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
• That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." ~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959
• Q: What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read? A: A cheese grate