"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." ~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959
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- I was right where the bullets were the thickest! Underneath the ammunition truck. -- Lou Costello
- Who's on first."
"I don't know!"
"No, he's on third.
"Who is?" "No, he's on first." "Who?" "That's right." -- Bud Abbott and Lou Costello... - A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan.... - Ice cream has no bones.
- Homer: Best night's sleep I ever had.
Lisa: Their tap water tasted better than ours.
-- The Simpsons spend the night in a haunted house, "Bart the Fink...

