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Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp
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Politicians do it on the floors of Congress.
His elevator is stuck between floors.
Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.
Few people ever fully recover from sanding wooden floors.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. -- Steven Wrigh
Lenin once observed that gold should adorn the floors of latrines.
Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixo...
Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
