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• Janey: Now remember, Wanda, whatever shape the wax takes, that's what your husband's job will be.
  Wanda: [disappointed] It's a mop. My husband will be a janitor....
• Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
• Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
• There's only one thing for me.
• Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
• You just contradicted me!