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• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• Scott: "Oh, is that a conduit interface?" LaForge: "Yeah, it is." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow
• Scott: "Laddie, you need to phase-lock the warp fields within three percent, or they'll become unstable!
  LaForge: "What?!" Scott: "Well look here! The warp--" LaForge...
• LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott.
  We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years....
• Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful.
  It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?...
• LaForge: "Can I ask you a question? What in the world made you think of using the transporter pattern buffer to survive?
  Scott: "Well, we didn't have enough supplies to wait for the rescue, so we had to think of something....
• LaForge: "Are you feeling all right?" Scott: "Well, never get drunk unless you're willing to pay for it the next day.
  I'll manage." LaForge: "Okay..." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
• Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
  You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....