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• Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
  You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....
• Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere.
  And that they went *in* right through the hatch....
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• LaForge: "You were saying it's as big as life. You mean the Dyson sphere.
  Scott: "Aye, a natural Dyson sphere! Can you imagine the engineering skills needed to design such a structure?...
• Scott: "Shut the duterium from the main cryo pump to the auxillary tank.
  LaForge: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure....
• Scott: "What've you done with the duotronic enhancers?
  LaForge: "Well, those were *replaced* with isolinear chips about forty years ago....
• LaForge: "I need to get down to Engineering to begin that analysis.
  Scott: "'Engineering'? I thought you'd never ask!" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "Are you feeling all right?" Scott: "Well, never get drunk unless you're willing to pay for it the next day.
  I'll manage." LaForge: "Okay..." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott.
  We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years....