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• Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
  You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....
• LaForge: "Captain Scott! I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite.
  But I've got a job to do here! And quite frankly, you're in the way!...
• LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott.
  We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years....
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere.
  And that they went *in* right through the hatch....
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• LaForge: "Can I ask you a question? What in the world made you think of using the transporter pattern buffer to survive?
  Scott: "Well, we didn't have enough supplies to wait for the rescue, so we had to think of something....
• Scott: "Shut the duterium from the main cryo pump to the auxillary tank.
  LaForge: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure....
• LaForge: "I need to get down to Engineering to begin that analysis.
  Scott: "'Engineering'? I thought you'd never ask!" -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...