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• Politics are very much like war. We may even have to use poison gas at times.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• A joke is a very serious thing. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...