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• Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
  -- Ernest Haski...
• After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
  -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
• After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
• You will have a flat tire before the end of the month.
• Ok, how long will it take? For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
  For each manager who says data flow analysis add another month....
• It's not how little you have, but how poorly you use it.
• It's not how much money you make; it's how much you save that counts!
• Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you - give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other - completed, but that's it....
• Q: How can you tell Intel engineers are all circumcised?
  A: None of them seem to mind a little bit missing off the end....