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• I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS.
  . He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!...
• I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.
  Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• .. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I represent a sardine!! -- Zippy the Pinhead