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• Is a party thrown by homosexuals called a gay bash?
• Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery.
• If a man chooses to do evil... it becomes my sacred duty to bash him to a pulp.
  -- Crime Crusher, an old 40's pulp superhero...
• You have a vision! An awesome angel hovers over the altar.
  The angel says: 'You twit, don't bash your own altar!...
• Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
  Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party discussion, "War of the Simpso...
• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
  I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
• Kent: With wealthy Hollywood people on the way, local merchants can be forgiven for raising their prices a little.
  [at Le Pamperie: "Giant Horrible Toupees: $...
• Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?
  Your family needs you too. Homer: Oh, of _course_ you'd say something like that, Marge....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....