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• If the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. -- Roseanne Barr Arnold
• One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
  Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
• Physicists do it ultra-relativistically.
• Find your aim in life before you run out of ammunition! -- Arnold Glasow
• A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
  A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....
• The Roseanne Barr Diet: One meadow per day.
• Typed on my Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer.
• It's spelled Linux, but it's pronounced `Not Windows' It's spelled Windows, but it's pronounced `Aieeeeeeee!
  ' -- Shannon Hendrix...
• Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve.
  -- Shannon's Observatio...