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• I'm no one's trophy!!! -- Constance Ba
• Waiting in the meadow. It furthers one to abide in what endures. No blame.
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  A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....
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• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
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