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• I never read other people's mail.
• I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files.
• crash 1. n. A sudden, usually drastic failure. Most often said of the system (q.
  v., sense 1), esp. of magnetic disk drives (the term originally described what happens when the air gap of a hard disk collapses)....
• Space People read our mail.
• g-file n. [Commodore BBS culture] Any file that is written with the intention of being read by a human rather than a machine
  such as the Jargon File, documentation, humor files, hacker lore, and technical materials....
• And the Other People: Allan Sundry
• Laws are for other people.
• crash: 1. n. A sudden, usually drastic failure. Most often said of the {system} (q.
  v., sense 1), esp. of magnetic disk drives (the term originally described what happened when the air gap of a hard disk collapses)....
• People who don't read are brutes. -- Eugene Ionesco