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• Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  2) Fanzy gizmos don't work. 3) If nobody uses it, there's a reason....
• 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
  -- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
• And the Other People: Allan Sundry
• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
• No one ever made laws keeping people from making fools of themselves.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Why do the same people who support abortion vote for helmet laws?
• It is possible to pass laws that control or place limits on people's behavior, but legislation cannot reform human nature.
  Laws cannot change what is in people's hearts and minds....
• The biggest hypocrites on gun control are those who live in upscale developments with armed security guards -- and who want to keep other people from having guns to defend themselves.
  But what about lower-income people living in high-crime, inner city neighborhoods?...