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ARTHUR: But If He Was Dying, He Wouldn't Bother To Carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.

ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve
Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh. He'd just say it.
BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone.
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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