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• Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my satellite dish PAYMENTS!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• One night my mother sent me to fetch the doctor. "What's the matter with me?
  I'm sick from top to bottom. My head pounds, my eyes flicker, my heart jumps, my stomach gurgles, my knees crack, my ankles swell, my feet burn, and I myself don't feel so good....
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Bart: I thought I'd be jumping for joy the day Skinner got fired.
  Now all I have is this weird hot feeling in the back of my head....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I tried Flintstones vitamins. I didn't feel any better but I could stop the car with my feet.
  -- Joan St. Onge...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Tonight I'll get out of my head, cause I can't stop, I'll get out of my head with everything I got.