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• REAL Sysops disconnect the Speakers !!
• Real software engineers aren't too happy about the existence of users, either.
  Users always seem to have the wrong idea about what the implementation and verification of algorithms is all about....
• Real Users know your home telephone number.
• Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.
• Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.