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• Real computer scientists love the concept of users.
  Users are always real impressed by the stuff computer scientists are talking abou...
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  They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...
• A real computer scientist does not mind UNIX, simple commands like mail and readnews rarely fail.
  A real programmer does not mind UNIX, it can be easily circumvented....
• Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment.
  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at *all* levels....
• Imagine the real disappointment of those people who have been wrong in their predictions about the end of the world.
  Talk about embarrassment......
• Real software engineers regret the existence of COBOL, FORTRAN, and BASIC.
  PL/1 is getting there, but it is not nearly disciplined enough...