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A Notorious Whore Named Ms. Hearst, In The Pleasures Of Men Was Well-versed.
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A notorious whore named Ms. Hearst,
In the pleasures of men was well-versed.
Reads the sign o'er the head
Of her well-rumpled bed
"The customer always comes first."
Related:
O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head!
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- Miss Kilmansegg, Her Dream...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
Bart: Now, here's what we do. Tomorrow morning when Alison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose -- soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.
Lisa: "Relatively"? Bart: Well, there's bound to be some splash-back....
Amy: "What about Umbrielle?" Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.
Amy: "Trouble in bed....
Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
So don't bother pointing that out....
BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.
She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their) first experience....
A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books that he could best her.
But she drained out his balls And skipped up the walls, Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her....
Just because it has worked well for others is no sign it will work well for you.