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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
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• A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books that he could best her.
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• Just because it has worked well for others is no sign it will work well for you.