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• You will be run over by a beer truck.
• Too much of the world is run on the theory, you don't need road manners if you are a five-ton truck.
• Director: OK, let's get the _real_ Milhouse over here, under the X-ray truck.
  Milhouse: [abashed] Hi, Bart. Bart: Hey. Cool, Milhouse!...
• Somebody's moggy, by the side of the road, Somebody's pussy
  who forgot his highway code, Somebody's favourite feline, who ran clean out of luck, When he ran onto the road, and tried to argue with a truck....
• TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• How'd you get that flat?" "Ran over a bottle." "Didn't you see it?
  "Damn kid had it under his coat....
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• In your heart you know it's flat!