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• Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
• Reality is not always probable, or even likely.
• The early morning has gold in its mouth. -- Benjamin Frankli
• The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
  -- Mickey Rooney...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Boy, it's getting harder and harder to make it here by ten.
  -- Chief Wiggum with the early-morning blues, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpso...