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  This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob....
• It's getting harder and harder to act weird. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
  Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge....
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Marge: Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home, I'll be here in half a jiff.
  Bart: [poking his head into frame] I want to quit and come home....
• Wiggum: We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the answering machine.
  [does so; there are 75 messages] Aw, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?...
• Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time.
  I just don't feel challenged. Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation....
• Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks, so we're going to have to make a few changes.
  First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here....
• Cadet #2: We're going to make your life a living hell for the rest of the semester.
  Leader: But, graduation's in three hours. Anderso...