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  Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
• The rules: 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
  2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
• Marge: Doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me"?
  Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say "Thou shalt not take....
• Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
• Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.
  ..?" Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?...
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
• Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
• Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.
• Thou shalt not kill? What about Deuteronomy 22:22?