RALPH THE PERVERT (1214-1261)
St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry
animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
In 1253 he formed the Society of Hamster Strangling, which became
an underground organisation soon afterwards, and whose members
still occupy parts of Brussels.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
St Ralph was best known for his dubious pursuits involving furry
animals, something that was, and still is denied by the church.
In 1253 he formed the Society of Hamster Strangling, which became
an underground organisation soon afterwards, and whose members
still occupy parts of Brussels.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- SHS - Society of Hamster Strangling
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - I asked my local vicar about The Church
And he offered to take me to Jesus
I also asked him about Faith No More
And he still offered to take me to Jesus
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - TELEVISION
Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room,
but still manages to dominate your life. -- Daniel... - SUB - Society of Utter Bastards
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - OSBORNE THE WEIRD (1621-1664)
St Osborne could be seen running around the streets of Naples
wearing nothing more than a tea cosy.
Which is a pretty good reason for being known as... - ORIGINAL SOFTWARE
Something of a rarity in this universe.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - WISH
Futile optimistic desire for something.
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - VAPULATION
A flogging. Still used by judges to avoid public outcry when they
sentence prisoners to "three months jail and ten vapulations."
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - MEMOIR
A book written by someone who has fallen out of the limelight and
is struggling to get back in.
Generally hardback and costs at least $25. Generally...
From the same category:
- There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed
with a keen eye,
an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. -- Alfred... - The still sowe eats up all the draffe.
-- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap.... - Ah' can SPELL,
ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some... - CP/M users can't remember when they did
it last... - The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds
is of course a shameful canard.
The key age has traditionally been more like fourteen...
