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• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand....
• Left hand threaded.
• When thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.
  -- New Testament -- Matthew vi, 3...
• 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
• War: First day in the U.S. Army, the government placed a Bible in my left hand, a bayonet in the other.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• A bird in the hand often leaves a sticky deposit. Perhaps it was better you left it in the bush with the other one.
• Never, under any circumstances, be left alone with a cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip in one hand and a bottle of Gin in the other.
  .........
• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
• Wedding Ring: A tourniquet worn on the left hand to stop circulation. -- "Laughs Unlimited