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• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• It's not to keep him from running off our property.
  It's to protect my putting green. -- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to run away....
• I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
• Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George.
  .. When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr....
• I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
• You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
  I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
• This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/2/88, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.