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• Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. -- Law of Life's Highway
• The following appeared in a Letter to the Editor of the Shady Village newspaper.
  "Commuters are complaining that the rush hour traffic on Blue Highway between Shady Village and Bright City has doubled their commuting time....
• Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
  -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society...
• Bart: Final score. Bart, forty-one. Homer... let's see.
  .. six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus....
• Blue City Highway had always been notorious for its tight curves and poor roadway visibility, and the accident rate there was generally very high.
  Last year the highway was redesigned to broaden the curves and improve roadway visibility....
• Calling him a pea brain would be an undeserved compliment.
• Live Lent in the fast lane.
• This lane ends in 500 feet.