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• Bill Clinton dodged the draft? Big deal. So did Pat Buchanan.
• Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.
• Pat Buchanan wants a blinder, more Gentile nation. [D. Miller]
• On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said
  "I don't want to attack Dan Quayle. That would be child abuse....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber yard for a draft board.
• A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message.
  Apparently that message is, Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot. -- Dennis Mille...
• I steal. -- Sam Giancana, explaining his livelihood to his draft board Easy.
  I own Chicago. I own Miami. I own Las Vegas....
• Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles.
• I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...