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• Never touch your eye but with your elbow. -- English Proverb
• Into your heart it will creep.
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit.
  The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long....
• Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
  That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
• Never fall out with your bread and butter. English Proverb