Two obviously high-class old ladies are strolling down a city
street when they run across a grizzled, ragged old derelict
lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water
running all over him. "Hmmmph," sniffs one of the old ladies
haughtily. "Cleanliness is next to godliness. William Shakespeare!"
The drunk opens one yellowed, rheumy old eye, stares at her
balefully, and replies, "Fuck you. Tennessee Williams..."
street when they run across a grizzled, ragged old derelict
lying drunk in the gutter, covered with garbage, sewer water
running all over him. "Hmmmph," sniffs one of the old ladies
haughtily. "Cleanliness is next to godliness. William Shakespeare!"
The drunk opens one yellowed, rheumy old eye, stares at her
balefully, and replies, "Fuck you. Tennessee Williams..."
Related:
- Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.... - Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I every met. -- William Faulkne
- An old timer is one who remembers the time when street people were city sanitation workers.
- You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. -- Neil Young
- TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig.
In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are in the forefront of civilization and power.... - An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and
great-grandchildren gathered around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of
a deeply loved family member.
The old man is in a light coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours.... - Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old
schoolhouse?
Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond my worst nightmares.... - Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold,
when he's not in class, he's risking his ass,
the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
-- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
