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• We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!
• When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
  Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
• Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
  It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise...
• We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves. -- Prophet Joseph Smith
• We welcome advice and criticism, and always rush them through the proper channels.
  (One flush usually does it!)...
• CAUTION! PET XING.
• Don't pet burning dogs.
• Looking for Love? Adopt a pet!