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• The system is a sacred tin god: never break it or dent it when you can get what you want by bending it.
• A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench.
  -- Old Testament -- Isaiah xlii, 3...
• He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
  -- Confuciu...
• Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
  .. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
• Extreme good fortune does not change people, it only unmasks them. -- Confucius Say
• A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. Confuciu
• How many female opera singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it....
• He does not preach what he practices until he has practiced what he preaches.
  -- Confucius (K'ung tsze or Kung Fu Tse) (551-479 BCE)...
• My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.