PRO: No more stupid inner city people.
CON: No more cool local people.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
CON: No more cool local people.
-- Pros and Cons of Death
Related:
- PRO: No more 50 below zero winters.
CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more stupid jokes.
CON: No more sick jokes.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers.
CON: No more friends across the country.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more enemies
CON: No more friends.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more lung cancer.
CON: No more butts.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more sunburn.
CON: No more sun.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more pain.
CON: No more inflicting pain.
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Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more Ronald Reagan.
CON: No president to rag on.
Pros and Cons of... - PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties...
From the same category:
- A man who enters into marriage thinking he will educate his wife is guilty
of the same stupidity as a wife who enters into marriage thinking she will
reform her new husband.
Both of these folks... - Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
No resemblance ... -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A... - Hot Lips: Hate Hawkeye, hate BJ,
love you & my wife Faithfully,... - Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
Ogden... - I [] my dog, I [] my cat,
and I [] baby harp seals...
