An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
-- Law of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-- Jenning's Corollary
-- Law of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
-- Jenning's Corollary
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