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• You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
• A person is only DNA's way of making more DNA.
• C:\COPY A:\DAD\*.DNA+B:\MOM\*.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
• DNA: the ultimate RIS machine language
• Watch the short jokes or I'll bite you on the ankle!
• You worthless dweebified, unjustified, leftover DNA.
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life.
  But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did all the other cues came crashing to the floor....
• DLP Drain Literal Pool