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• Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
• Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
• Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
• System root file corrupted - need to reboot.
• Beauty survives.
• Portable - When referring to hardware: Has a handle and weighs less than 100 pounds.
  But note that most portable computers require an electrical outlet....
• Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.
  -- Zoso...